Tuesday, February 06, 2007
d e a r F e b r u a r y 2 n d ,
i regret to inform you and that you and i can no longer be friends. we've had our good times and our bad . . . but the bad have now outnumbered the good and it is time for us to part ways.there was that one time that we spent together while i was debating whethere or not to break up with a certain cheating boy. you were there for me. reminding me that valentine's was on the way and that the best thing to do would be to break his heart before the big love fest on the 14th.
there was that other time when we were together and i was feeling really tired. i was overdoing it in school and extracurricular activities. sometimes i would even just fall asleep without realizing it. and you were there, warning me that mono was on the way. i of course wouldn't listen and ended up spending valentine's day sick in bed, throwing up, having The Mono.
you've always been a pleasant sort of day with bits of darkness around the edges, but this time you've gone too far. seriously, February 2nd, where do you get off doing what you did? you broke my friend's heart. and for that, i will no longer be talking to you.
we are through. do you hear me?
by the way, i hope your valentine's day sucks this year, feb 2nd. just like mine did when i had mono.
Feb 2nd, i hope you get The Mono.
yours truly,
the Dread Pirate TJ
say it don't spray it 10:15 AM
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