Wednesday, July 27, 2005
busy busy busy
things at work are the opposite of slow and boring at the moment.
so, to keep you entertained, i will post what the packaging of my chopsticks said the other day. this is EXACTLY how it reads (grammar, capitalization and punctuation have all been kept intact):
"Welcome to Chinese Restaurant.
Please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks the traditional and typical of Chinese glorious history.
and cultural"
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that being said, i went and saw
kung fu hustle last night with the man (got out of class early!!). i really liked it. i think it had some things to say about levels of "mastery" and respect and good and evil and such . . . don't have time to get into it at the moment though, i've gotta get back to working.
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Monday, July 25, 2005
what is happening to me?!?!?
this is the
second time have missed
pedro the lion playing at the
bossanova.
what have i become?
i'll see you at
summer camp david!
don't worry friends, i've finally signed up for their mailing list. hopefully this won't happen again!
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in other news, we went to the river with friends yesterday for a swim and a quick bask in the sun (friends included
niki and her husband). great fun to be had by all i do believe. i got a nice burn on my shoulders though . . . tandem sunscreening sometimes causes one to assume that the other already covered an important and vulnerable spot (such as the shoulders). ahh, it'll heal. good thing i kept the aloe in the fridge since the 4th of july when jon burned his feet to a crisp at the beach!
also included in my weekend:
two weddings, a trip to saturday market, consumption of tots at kennedy school, a bike ride to hawthorne (powells and the bagdad pub were calling), a bike ride to trader joe's (aka mecca), dinner with friends (jon tried to teach their 4 month old daughter how to crawl!), and the reception of a package from my friend Sandi P who currently lives in bangladesh (she sent us this awesome tapestry/sheet! so beautiful!). that and some sleep and laundry and stuff made up the weekend . . . whew. no wonder i didn't fit any studying in . . .
just thought i'd keep you updated!
how was your weekend?
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Friday, July 22, 2005
late night
when to jeff r's wedding at
edgefield last night. beautiful wedding. saw katie h (i know she got married, but i can't remember her new last initial) and a BUNCH of old cascade friends, including
amber (who really looks amazing!) and
charlotte.
beautiful sunset.
drinks weren't free, but they were enjoyed.
picked up my sister and went to
biddy's to see an old friend from
high school play in his
band. (it wasn't actually that band that i linked to but it was some of the same people.) they were ok. they did a lot of covers from bands like howie day and jane's addiction.
when i offered my husband another drink and he said, "no. everyone is beautiful and i am feeling good," we decided to leave while one of us could still drive.
i don't think the high school friends recognized us anyway. we hadn't seen them in about 6 years.
and that is how we spent our 11 month anniversary. that's right people, the one year mark is coming up!
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Wednesday, July 20, 2005
also . . .
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this rocks.
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here kitty kitty
do you live in the portland or seattle areas? are you looking for a cat?
my friend needs to find a good home for his cat.
her name is tally. she is clean, house trained and de-clawed (not his choice). he rescued her from abuse as a kitten, so she may not be too happy around kids. she is very independant and will let you know if she doesn't want to be pet. she is a very good cat, but he cannot keep her in his apartment (no pets allowed) and his neighbors are not cat people, so they are getting tired of keeping her for him.
here is a picture of her:

let me know if you live in the seattle, portland, or salem area and are interested in taking her home with you. my friend will be in town this weekend and we could probably work it all out then.
~think about it~
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Monday, July 18, 2005
val or vin? no contest here.
my friends shaun and jessica got married yesterday. an old friend of mine joey and his wife came up for the wedding (joey was in it). they live sorta far away, so we were happy to see them. after the wedding we all went over to a friend's house to watch a movie. they chose,
the pacifier. because we wanted to see our friends and it was something cheap to do (we are broke) and not because we actually wanted to see this movie, we went.
which leads me to my question. what is up with
vin diesel? i mean, i know he's all buff and chiseled or whatever, but he sort of has a weak forhead. i will admit that he has one of the deepest voices i have ever heard, but his speech? well, its a bit neanderthal-like.
not to be seen as rude and horrid however, i will say that i have enjoyed
this website for a rather long time. (just hit f5 or refresh for a new and VERY true fact about vin).
yes, i love the site. i think it is funny. but i still don't get what all the hype is about him . . . for my money, he ain't that great.
maybe i'm just old fashioned because i went to see
top gun for
flicks on the bricks on friday and i STILL SWOON over
val kilmer.
bottom line: i choose val over vin any day . . .
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Thursday, July 14, 2005
yesterday's adventure
yesterday, i was on the phone in my office and this
thing comes flying past my head, hits the wall and falls down behind my desk.
"what the--!"
at first, i think someone has thrown something at my head, narrowly missed and lost whatever it was that they threw between my desk and the wall. i get off the phone as quickly as i can when i realize that it was a
bird that had flown into my office and into the wall!
the back story is that we have been hearing baby birds chirping up in the chimney of the fireplace in our waiting room (the office i work in is in an old house that has been converted, so the waiting room is what used to be the living room). i guess one of the birds (baby or momma or something) flew out of the chimney and was flying around the waiting room freaking out. it then flew into the receptionist's office (next to mine) toward her window. at the last second, it realized the window was shut and changed directions, ending up behind my desk in the process. since i had been on the phone i missed all of the aforemention adventure. now that we are all up to speed i shall continue.
i peer down the crack between the wall and the desk and see this little, frightened bird, scrambling to climb up the wall and get away. we try to coax it out with paper or anything that can reach down there, but it only frightens it more. so we wait. it begins to inch out from behind the desk to the space underneath my desk where my feet go when i sit (can you picture what i am talking about here?) it keeps flapping its wings and getting them stuck in the computer wires and i am thinking "great, it's not gonna be able to fly."
it proves me wrong at that second and flys out from under my desk. by this point my co-worker has opened the windows and shut the door of my office so that if it does fly out, it will go out via the window. but it hasn't figured this out and there are long lace curtains over my windows anyway, so it just flys around my office in a frantic circle. pooping.
i'm covering my head and ducking and wondering what to do next. it finally lands on one of my curtains, clinging to the lace. i grab a plastic basket that has been holding stuff for a project i was working on and sort of do the thing were you cover something up and then slide something flat underneath it so as to catch it (like what i used to do as a kid when we would trap bees in cups . . . what was i
thinking?). anyway, so we get the bird in the basket and it is holding on to the side of the thing for dear life. we place the basket in the windowsill and step back.
ok, little bird, you can fly away at any time. you are free.
one minute goes by.
"great," i think, "we've broken it.
and i have poop all over my office."
and then it flies away and is across the street before we know it.
what an adventure!
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one more thing
did i mention that ben harper is in concert in portland tonight and i will be missing it because i can't afford the scalpers prices of over $100 a ticket? yeah, jerks, why don't you just live in pensylvania and buy out all the ben harper tickets for portland so the show sells out and then sell them on ebay to desparate hippies for over $100 bucks when those poor desperate hippies could have paid the original $35 price and still been able to afford to eat their organic veggies for the month?!
i'm pissed today.
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Wednesday, July 13, 2005
sorry no postie today . . .
no energy or creativity today . . . sorry.
i went to see a LAATE showing of
lords of dogtown last night and am now dragging myself through work . . . good flick, but i didn't get any sleep. has any one else seen it? what did you think?
i have anatomy and physiology class tonight too. will i survive?
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Tuesday, July 12, 2005
do we have a birthday here?
yes, we have a birthday
here!
birthday where?
birthday
here! oh, oh, oh, oh . . .
hey everyone, let's go to
breanna's blog and fill it all the up with wishes for a happy birthday!!!
ready. set. GO!
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Friday, July 08, 2005
gem sweater revival
this is amazing! and funny
she also has her own
music video and her own
website.
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Wednesday, July 06, 2005
bloggerview #3; with questions by tanya kristine
1) You say you love Oregon. Give me 3 descriptive reasons why?1. no sales tax
2. evergreen trees
3. portland!!!
4. it's a blue state
5. columbia river gorge
6. mt hood
7. cannon beach
8. powells books
9. moderate climate (i am a wuss when it comes to hot weather and humidity)
10. no killer bees (yet)
11. being a borderline hippie, the culture here (in portland) really rocks for me (the smaller towns of oregon are like hickville and that doesn't work so well for me).
12. the willamette river valley (aka the emerald valley). it is what we are naming our first daughter "emerald" for.
13. oregon wine country
14. i grew up here most of my life and both mine and my husband's families are here
15. oh, wait, you only said to give you 3 reasons . . . oops!
2) If I gave you $5000 and you had to leave the country for one month, where would you go, what would you do?i would go to europe! right now we are trying to plan a long trip to europe that would mostly focus on being in germany and working on our german (to better jon's chances of getting in to a good phd program). if we were only going to be there for one month, my goal would be to fill just my backpack with the essentials (toothbrush, deoderant -- wait europeans don't wear it, i wont need it! -- underwear, camera, sketch pad, train ticket, passport) and just go. stay in youth hostels, meet all kinds of awesome friends and learn as much as i can about the history and current culture of each new place i visit. mostly i want to expand my worldview!
3) Think of something that made you laugh really hard and long - tell us about it.well, i remember one time recently when my husband and i were up pretty late talking in bed and he was almost falling asleep and was totally relaxing. he went to say something to me and totally drooled all over me! it was pretty funny. we both laughed for a long time.
4) What "profession" do you remember wanting to be when you were around 6 years old?i wanted to be an artist. from the time i can remember i have always wanted to be an artist. my older sister and i used to play this game where we would cut little squares out of paper and then each draw on them. we would line them all up on the bed and then have my mom come in and pick out her five favorite. i remember being so proud because she always picked mine as her favorite!
5) You're given an assignment to fully research a subject. what would it be about and why? (could be person, place, situation, etc.)wow . . . that is a really good question! there are so many things i want to know more about like global warming, antioxidants, the effects of pesticides, how to have the most healthy pregnancy and babies of ever, all sorts of historic events, my family's culture and history, the history of the awesome city that i live in . . . the list goes on! but i think right now i would choose -- drumroll please -- "
the goddess cultures of prehistory." "why?" you ask. well, because i was raised in a very conservative christian culture that supresses women's abilities to really be involved in worship and religion and all of my life i have been asking the question "why." how does such a male dominated "sun" religion begin? the first narrative of the christian and jewish tradition in the book of genesis (aside from the creation myth) is a story that blames a woman for the entrance of sin and death into the world and subjugates her to the authority of men. what kind of religion is this? and how have women remained a loyal part of it ever since? before the emergence of this religion there is evidence of thriving "moon" religions with female deities that honored the earth and the cyclical nature of life. i want to know more about these religions and views of life and the world. i want to know how the sun religion came to replace the moon religion. i want to know what elements of the female deity remain in this new male oriented trinity as interpreted by religious leaders. i want to learn as much as i can about these traditions so that i can land somewhere in all of it. as a woman, i feel deeply connected to the earth, the seasons, the moon and i know i am a spiritual being of some sort, but i don't feel like that is being supported in the tradition i have come out of. now, friends who have known me a long time: don't worry, i am not just going off the deep end here. i am not going to become a witch or anything (not in your idea of what that word means) but i do need to find some sort of religious story or image (whether in the christian tradition or not) that affirms my identity as a woman. i need an image of a spiritual being that has some female elements in it. a warrior/father god with an obedient son is fine if you are a man, but how does that connect with women? we need images of a nurturing, mothering deity of peace and the constant change of the seasons. if i can find a way to reconcile those images with the christian tradition, maybe i will . . . but what i am saying here is that this is something i want to really research so that i will be more educated on the subject. i don't know if i am ready to totally throw myself into believing in innana or kali or anything, but i am ready to figure out where i want to be spiritually rather than just follow along with what i have been told all of my life.
maybe i've gone too far with this. and i don't really know if i have made myself too clear here, but i guess it will spark some interesting conversation . . . so comment away friends! thanks for letting me be honest.
and thanks for the questions
tanya.
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Tuesday, July 05, 2005
why don't you go eat a decroded piece of crap?
by the way,
this is awesome.
p.s. interviewees, see the post below for your long-awaited questions!
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your questions have arrived!
thanks to all of you who requested that i interview you for waiting so long for your questions to arrive! i have been checking the mail daily waiting anxiously for their arrival, so when they came, you can be sure that i was no less than estatic.
without further ado, here they are:
tanya:
1. who is your favorite harry potter character and why?
2. first of all, as an aquarius, did you know that your complimentary opposite sign is
leo and THAT IS WHAT I AM? but, really my question is, does this description that i found on a zodiac website fit your personality:
General personality traits of a typical Aquarian:
Positive: Inventive, highly intrigued by others, caring, thoughtful, logical, scientific, a good communicator and loyal.
Negative: Self absorbed, rude and without tact, prone to eccentricity, unwilling to share ideas or fight for beliefs, voyeuristic curiosity about others and rude.
3. what does the word "freedom" mean to you?
4.
kody is being held hostage. in order to release him you must sign the papers that will close down the elephant sanctuary that you speak so highly of. if you do not sign these papers, kody will die. what do you do and why?
5. tell us your "first kiss" story.
charlotte:
1. you have the opportunity to hang out with kevin bacon for the day. what do you do and what will you talk about?
2. if you could go back in the past and change one thing you have done, what would it be?
3. who is your favorite "empire records" character and why?
4. you can only watch one reality tv show for the rest of your life. which one do you choose and why?
5. pretend with us that your little sister is pregnant, do you encourage her to get an abortion, to carry the baby to term and put it up for an adoption, or to keep the baby? why?
peng:
1. what is your favorite yoga pose?
2. you like jackson browne. when you heard that he allegedly beat his girlfriend daryl hannah, did that change how you felt about his music?
3. what is your favorite disney musical and why?
4. you have the choice of going to visit your daughter in germany or going to iraq and giving a morale boosting speech to the troops. which do you choose and why?
5. what is your most favorite thing about tanya?
loo:
1. you have to choose between staying in utah forever or never having a clean house again. which do you choose and why?
2. you are bridget jones. do you choose colin firth's character or hugh grant's character to be yours forever? why?
3. what is one thing you wish you could change about your work?
4. can you remember the last dream you had? tell us about it.
5. god wakes you up in the middle of the night and tells you that s/he will do one thing for you. whatever you ask, god will do it. what do you ask for?
that's all the interviews folks. thanks for your patience. let us know when you've answered the questions so we can visit your blogs and read them!
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Friday, July 01, 2005
can i do a trivia post on my blog too?
Q: guess who went with her husband to see
napoleon dynamite on the
big screen at
laurelhurst theatre last night?
A: ME!!!
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