Thursday, October 05, 2006
eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!
here's another psychic vampire story for ya:this morning, i went to use the restroom at work. i made the mistake of not looking before i sat.
i didn't sit in anything. but i also failed to notice that there was a lot of toilet paper and a lot of dookie plugging the toilet up before i sat to pee.
so, when i went to flush i was very surprised!
"did i poop and wipe a lot without noticing? am i going crazy?"
no, it was the psychic vampire!! dun dun DUN!
so, the toilet is trying to flush and i am grabbing the plunger . . . and thinking, "man, this is going to make ME look bad. poeple are going to think I overflowed the toilet!"
but it didn't overflow. i handled it well.
i talked to one of our bosses and, apparently, she's had this problem for a while.
the problem of NOT FLUSHING.
ever.
gross.
so there's your story for the day. hope you're happy.
say it don't spray it 9:47 AM
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