Monday, October 17, 2005
but i am not as airheaded as this guy
not too long ago, my husband and i went to a wedding.the groom's brother R was one of our groomsman in our wedding. my husband was a groomsmen in R's wedding. and R was a groomsman in his brother N's wedding.
all clear?
ok.
so, during the wedding, this officieant kept calling N by R's name. he would say, "as i've watched A and R in their relationship . . . oh, i mean A and N!"
now, this was a classy wedding. black bow ties, red roses, evening ceremony. and here is the officiant calling the groom by his brother's name every. single. time!
to top it off, during the candle lighting ceremony, he backed away from center stage and stood by this ledge that had some candles on it and LIT HIMSELF ON FIRE!
i see R lean over and pat his sleeve out and this big cloud of black smoke floats into the air.
as the wedding party exited the stage after the ceremony, they brought with them the stench of a burnt polyester suitcoat.
seriously?
say it don't spray it 9:46 AM
9 i heard that
