Friday, April 22, 2005
looks like you've got too much time on your hands
a recent posting by bill reminded me of an incident that occurred while i was in high school (a whole 8 ish years ago . . .)as hard to beleive as it is, i had myself a boyfriend back then. his name was oldboyfriend. we liked to snuggle . . .
one evening, as oldboyfriend was dropping me off at night, i gave him a few good neck smoochies and went on home.
the next morning, he went out to breakfast with his dad, without glancing in the mirror of course.
while at breakfast, his dad said, "you need to get yourself a job, son."
"why's that?" oldboyfriend asks.
"it looks like you've got waaaay too much time on your hands," oldboyfriend's dad replied, gesturing toward his neck region.
"huh?" innocently oblivious, oldboyfrind went to the bathroom of the restaraunt to see what was going on. he honestly thought that he had a rash or a bug bite or hives or food or anything besides a hickey on his neck! he really did not know what it was!
he had to ask his dad, "what is wrong with my neck?"
"you're kidding, right?"
i was pretty embarrassed to find out that his dad had seen . . . and that oldboyfriend didn't know what a hickey on his neck looked like.
i honestly didn't mean to give him one either. i guess i am just a biter.
(i found these pictures on a sort of odd website--didn't edit them because i thought the words gave it character . . .)
say it don't spray it 9:51 AM
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